Thanks to Shana for telling the whole nation that we had beans for tea today.
Although neither of us tends to suffer from flatulism (sic) it is, however, obligatory on such occasions to allude to such unsavoury matters. So I must now announce that, since we have had our beans, anyone within a five mile radius of Waffle Towers should expect a few hours of windy conditions.
Could even reach as high as 6 on the Beaufort Scale. Batten down the hatches, folks!