Stalking Barry

Some of the couriers we use send an email prior to delivery with the precise time we can expect our parcel, and a map so we can follow the progress of the driver.

Today the poor unsuspecting human I’m stalking is Barry, the map informs me that he is currently delivering parcel number 5, ours is parcel number 24. Unfortunately the map is not always accurate, the last time I stalked a driver it showed him as parked in the river!

I shall continue to stalk Barry until he arrives, then I shall restrain myself from saying anything creepy like “I’ve been watching you…”


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